Ounch That Hurt!!!

"My life is sooooooooooooooo boring", I complained. I look in my wallet and notice I am dead broke. Suddenly, I remembered I have money in my drawer. I go look and notice that I have a two 100 dollar bills folded under my shirts in the drawers. I contemplate, watching tv for about an hour and decide that I need a new job. I remember seeing a commercial for this new tattoo parlor on the corner of Black Ave and Grove St, so I decide to go check it out. I understand before hand that I have no artistic skills but maby they need an extra hand in the shop. I walk in and I see people with black hair and skin tight clothes removing their skin. I quickly decide that this is not the atmosphere for me to work and walk out. I was sort of bored and it was only 7 o'clock, so I chose to go to Marios and get some beers and then check out this new carnival I saw an advertisement for in town. After I left Marios while walking by the Doughnut Shop, I see a now hiring sign and realize that I do have experience working in a restaurant style environment, I say to myself, "I will go apply tomorrow." I continue past Garrett Lanes and hear some yelling over the roar of the rides. I rudely disregarded the stupid clown trying to sell tickets and find out who this altercation was between. I notice a guy named J.J. Carlyle yelling at the old balloon man. I immediately decide that I don't want to be around when this thug pulls the trigger, so I stumble back home thinking "Why did I drink soooooooo much?"